Hello, my name is Lynnette Knapp and I am the Cantankerous Housewife.

Alright, I know what you're thinking "another one of those perfect housewife blogs." You know the ones I mean; the ones where she gets up with a smile on her face, full of pep and her hair is flawless. After serving her family a balanced breakfast, she manages to repaint her garage, throw together a six course dinner after completing a three mile run. 

Well, that's not me. This is me being my real. I am unable to function until my first cup of coffee or three. My hair looks as if a family of rats have taken up residency. I hate cooking. I can cook, but ill do it without flare and gusto, I don't even think of color and presentation just be thankful it's edible.  My decorating style can best be described as yard sale chic, the tackier the better.  If glitter could be a color pallets that would be my theme complete with toy stuffed animals and flamingos throughout. I love tropical plants, but I have a tendency to kill even the artificial ones. It's sad really, ever see a silk hibiscus wilt?

I'm not put together perfect; let's face it I'd rather be sitting at the PC and watch my Sims live out their perfect lives. Don't get me wrong,  I'm grateful for the inspiration those beautiful bloggers provide, without them I wouldn't be here inspired to tell my story.